November 2011
16 posts
Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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Nov 21st
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This just in: Podcasts are awesome. Especially... →
Hilariousness at its finest. I sent her a pic of Anderson Cooper and a sloth (thanks Cara) and she mentions it and my name at the end of the show! Hazzah!
Nov 19th
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Nov 16th
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And then Twitter committed suicide.
“@Movieline: What poor Happy Madison intern is behind the sad, sad ‘Jack and Jill’ Twitter page? http://t.co/FKfln39i @JackNJillMovie” OH. DEAR. GOD.
Nov 12th
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Family Feud asks "Name something a 10-year-old...
First thought: THAT IS ADORABLE. Second thought: They’d outlaw a bed time. Third thought: Still adorable. Imagine the tiny suit and cuff links!! IT’S SO CUTE I’M GOING TO VOMIT!! Result: “Bed time” = number one answer, bitches.
Nov 11th
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iamdonald: You can listen to all of Camp HERE on npr. Aghhhggjdsgbmoutryeqasdcbo
Nov 7th
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Nov 7th
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So in England there was a 'Matilda: The Musical'...
Again: I’M MOVING TO ENGLAND. I have found the soundtrack.  LOVE. I want you in my ears!!
Nov 6th
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“I know I’m saying all this about a very farcical sketch about a cop who hasn’t...”
– http://www.avclub.com/articles/charlie-daymaroon-5,64454/ Last night’s Saturday Night Live was PERFECTION. 
Nov 6th
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Nov 2nd
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October 2011
14 posts
Oct 31st
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Oct 30th
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I need a noose for my costume
So I googled “how to tie a noose.” And now my computer thinks I’m suicidal. Hazzah! Thanks, internet! 
Oct 29th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 24th
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Oct 22nd
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Dear Lady on the G-train applying makeup:
1. Have you done this before?? You’re really good at it. No smudging, nothing! 2. Your blue beret is a nice stylish sassy statement - it’s pleasing to the eyes rather than seeing the other black scraggly clumps of hair on your head retreating from your bald spot. 3. You’re beautiful. Never change. 4. I like the way you mumble nonsense to yourself and then laugh hysterically...
Oct 20th