September 2011
14 posts
Let's complain about Facebook ON Facebook!!!
Wait. Naaaaah. I’ll complain on Tumblr.
Or how about no complaining at all?
SHUT UP, WORLD!
“So, like, would you shave your balls, but like professionally?”
—Said by some soccer player outside my office, walking to the elevator, presumably talking about the world of professional sack shaving to his other soccer buddies. Are they shaving because they are professionals, or are they looking for it to be done professionally? None-the-less: I will never understand soccer.
The College Kid Special
Ingredients:
1 can of SpaghettiOs (Campbell’s or any other generic canned pasta, really. Come on, it’s college.)
1 Slim Jim brand Slim Jim beef jerky meat stick.
1/2 a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos.
Instructions:
Break up Slim Jim into (at least) bite size pieces (you heathen) and lovingly place them in a bowl with the desired amount of canned pasta.
Heat it in the microwave for two 30 second intervals, stirring your sad concoction if you dare waste the energy.
Whilst cooling, crumble on top a fairly decent amount of Doritos.
Eat this shit casserole if you dare.
Terrible. Just terrible. I’m sorry, stomach!
A GREAT article by Megan Amram: Anniversary →
meganamram.tumblr.com
One year ago today, I got in the driver’s seat of a car that my mother paid for and gave me and drove from Portland, Oregon to Los Angeles, California to (at most) flourish and (at least) not die. Ten years ago today, some normal-sized people hijacked some normal-sized planes and flew them into…
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Fun Fact
The “actor” portraying Edward Penishands in the great cinematic gem “Edward Penishands” was paid only in mushrooms. He was crazy-high on the shrooms while filming the entire movie. And for the two sequels? I guess we’ll never know.
File this under ‘crazy true things I hear at cast parties.’
