Wait. Naaaaah. I’ll complain on Tumblr.
Or how about no complaining at all?
SHUT UP, WORLD!
1 can of SpaghettiOs (Campbell’s or any other generic canned pasta, really. Come on, it’s college.)
1 Slim Jim brand Slim Jim beef jerky meat stick.
1/2 a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos.
Break up Slim Jim into (at least) bite size pieces (you heathen) and lovingly place them in a bowl with the desired amount of canned pasta.
Heat it in the microwave for two 30 second intervals, stirring your sad concoction if you dare waste the energy.
Whilst cooling, crumble on top a fairly decent amount of Doritos.
Eat this shit casserole if you dare.
Terrible. Just terrible. I’m sorry, stomach!
The “actor” portraying Edward Penishands in the great cinematic gem “Edward Penishands” was paid only in mushrooms. He was crazy-high on the shrooms while filming the entire movie. And for the two sequels? I guess we’ll never know.
File this under ‘crazy true things I hear at cast parties.’