Me: What's on your shirt?
Director: A bear fighting a tractor.
Me: ... (silence ... in awe)
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am...– Oscar Wilde (via musingsinfemininity)
Nope, sorry. But I have this hamburger if you want. OH! Wait, there’s...– Said by me, to a homeless guy in Greenwich Village asking for, quote, “change.” I just spent my last few bucks on the hamburger (with bacon) mentioned above and did indeed give it to him, (because drunk Tyler is a generous fellow,) but also verbally mentioned that there was bacon on it...
New York City This Time Around.
It’s been weird - I’ve been less moody, much happier, and internet-wise a little less pessimistic and sassy; either I’m going through some sort of twisted reverse menopause or I am really enjoying myself here in this city. This internship experience really is cementing what I want to do with the rest of my life: theatre. More specifically, I want to write and direct. In New...
It’s like Malvolio in Twelfth Night minus all the sadness!– Michael Friedman, composer, all around hilarious man. Rehearsals are hysterical! His advice for the day: “Just fake it! Fake it.”