I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a...– Liz Lemon (via stoplooklisten2) Amen!
Conversations at a Cast Party
Drunk Person: Imagine if there was like a Black Swan Musical!
Drunker Person: I think that is called Swan Lake.
Drunk Person: Fuck you.
Oh drunk theatre kids, how you amuse me so.
Dear Guys Who Live On My Floor: There is a great deal of pubic hair being found in the bathroom. It is increasing at an alarming rate, and it is worrying me. Check for pube cancer. Sincerely, The toilet, the shower drain, and oddly enough the sink.