Mike: Well you know what they say. The truth never hurts.
Me: That is a bold faced lie. Who says that? Who is "they?"
Mike: Uh, my mom?
Mike: The truth shall set you free.
Me: Now you are just saying things.
Mike: The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
Me: Stop talking.
This hotel room is somewhere between “1408” and “Christine” on the Stephen King meter of “Is it creepy?” and “Is it trying to kill you?”
Things I Learned in NYC
Things I learned in New York City this time around. [03/26/11 - 03/27/11] Drag Queens make really REALLY strong drinks. Beware. Avoid all Cookie Monsters’ and all other costumed dudes in Times Squares - they will try to hug you even when the look of disgust on your face should scare them away. Plus they may be one of those people who dress up as Stuffed Animals and have sex with other...
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Spot on once again, Onion. Now get out of my head.
Don’t let schooling interfere with your education.– Paraphrased thought from MARK TWAIN.
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Let’s see what this Tumblr thing is all about. If you’re reading this it probably means that I know you or know of you or we’re friends or something - if not, I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND! Don’t let all caps fool you - I’m not a creep. Maybe. Where did the title ‘Gentleman Friend’ come from? Hell if I know. I wanted something that sounded nice, but could be...