I need a noose for my costume
So I googled “how to tie a noose.” And now my computer thinks I’m suicidal. Hazzah! Thanks, internet!
Dear Lady on the G-train applying makeup:
1. Have you done this before?? You’re really good at it. No smudging, nothing! 2. Your blue beret is a nice stylish sassy statement - it’s pleasing to the eyes rather than seeing the other black scraggly clumps of hair on your head retreating from your bald spot. 3. You’re beautiful. Never change. 4. I like the way you mumble nonsense to yourself and then laugh hysterically...
Political Ben & Jerry's Flavors: 2011
meganamram: Rick Berry Malt Romney Occu-Pie Wall-nut Donut Ask, Don’t Caramel ChocoPie GumBall Street Women’s Right to Chews* (*Taffys) Marshmell’ Bachmann Marshmell’ Choc-mint Troy Davis’ Capital PunishMint Rick Santorum Is A Homosexual Assdouche Fudge Swirl Snickerhead Ranch
Thoughts on Gary Busey
Me: So when were you going to tell me that you met Gary Busey?
Sam: Thursday most likely.
Me: He's legitimately crazy, right?
Sam: I don't know - he did address a crowd of juggalos like the pope.