October 2011
14 posts
I need a noose for my costume
So I googled “how to tie a noose.”
And now my computer thinks I’m suicidal.
Hazzah! Thanks, internet!
Dear Lady on the G-train applying makeup:
1. Have you done this before?? You’re really good at it. No smudging, nothing!
2. Your blue beret is a nice stylish sassy statement - it’s pleasing to the eyes rather than seeing the other black scraggly clumps of hair on your head retreating from your bald spot.
3. You’re beautiful. Never change.
4. I like the way you mumble nonsense to yourself and then laugh hysterically...
Political Ben & Jerry's Flavors: 2011
meganamram:
Rick Berry
Malt Romney
Occu-Pie Wall-nut
Donut Ask, Don’t Caramel
ChocoPie GumBall Street
Women’s Right to Chews* (*Taffys)
Marshmell’ Bachmann
Marshmell’ Choc-mint
Troy Davis’ Capital PunishMint
Rick Santorum Is A Homosexual Assdouche Fudge Swirl
Snickerhead Ranch
Thoughts on Gary Busey
Me: So when were you going to tell me that you met Gary Busey?
Sam: Thursday most likely.
Me: He's legitimately crazy, right?
Sam: I don't know - he did address a crowd of juggalos like the pope.
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